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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

Tagged: #video

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I ate a whole pizza today

I ate a whole pizza today

Tagged: #Me

mothpunk:

need a lift FUCKBOY ???

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

servantofsadako:

Who wants to sit at the cool kids table when you can sit at the duel kids table?

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1 hour ago with 50,084 notes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

Reading textbooks is fuckin atrocious how do people do this; is there a better way

9 hours ago with 0 notes

lifeinflames:

when your friend makes a thirsty comment

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17 hours ago with 9,233 notes

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

18 hours ago with 29,218 notes

zazzle-poetry:

videogamecartridge:

no matter how much you embarrass yourself in public always remember at least you’re not wearing a “zazzle poetry” shirt

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buy here

18 hours ago with 756 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

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