April 2012
captaintightpants:
Slow down Katniss by 25% and...
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neon-vagina asked: My face....just makes weird faces...I can't help it.
carryonmywincestson:
s[jensen ackles]he beli[touch me]eved
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
“I pushed on a “pull” door while people were watching.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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unspecial effects: ima5harkyouass: jennyloggins:... →
ima5harkyouass:
jennyloggins:
hypothermiclegumes:
twatt-waffle:
mattlikesyou:
minimalmyass:
jennyloggins:
oh
shit
son
guess which smooth motherfu-
bicycle
where the fuck
are my cookies
ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama is gripped tight and raised from Perdition.
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shineanotherday asked: Mila Kunis is too cruel. She should really consider her effects on the population, inconsiderate really.
tomhaverfood:
successfully talked my way out of attending another social event
March 2012
hungarysovaries:
fudou:
when you prepare to meet an online friend irl and then you suddenly think about how absolutely uncool you are in person
what if they have expectations
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People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
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